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The Secret Code of Urinals

I was at a club last weekend, waiting on line to use a stall when I saw this extremely hot guy peeing at the urinal. He turned his body to encounter a corner of the wall so he could pee in private. I couldn’t see his confront. All I knew is that, from what minuscule I could see, he was tall, dark and handsome. Watching him piss from behind (and I’m not even into that) I forgot I was staring and he turned around, still putting himself away, and I got a look at his face and I was right. He was so hot. Damn. He kept on putting himself away, smirked—I knew I got caught staring—and when he passed me he set his hand on my shoulder and told me he liked my outfit. Face crack of the century.

I’m 33 and till this day nothing gives me more anxiety than having to piss at a urinal. The only time you’ll ever trap me at one of those puppies is if I’m alone and reflect I can pee in peace hoping no one else comes in within the next 10 to 14 seconds. It doesn’t matter how long the line is to utilize a stall. Invariably there’s a line. But I’ll wait however long it takes unless I possess to go so poor tha

Men's urinals

Lettuceman1

This is going to sound entertaining , but if you consider about it, it’s true.

Who designs the mens bathrooms in Taiwan lol. It’s as it’s made by a group of homosexual dudes with a pee fetish.

Mirrors everywhere. EVERYWHERE. With angles to see dudes junk from every angle, from walking in to peeing - the entire journey.

The stalls have tall walls to the floor and spacious, but the urinals are buddy buddy shoulder-to-shoulder, no walls in between, ultra low urinals. It’s as if you’re about to have a sword fight competition with the dudes next to you. You try to look away, but mirrors. You try to consciousness your own business, but closeness and lack of walls. You try to close your eyes, instead, but then you see like you’re enjoying your pee a little too much.

The fancier the place, the more this applies. What’s up with this?

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meishijia2

Taiwan has terrible urinal etiquette. Taiwanese always remain right next to me when there are tons of urinals on the other side. Why perform they insist on getting so close to me?

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justintaiwan3

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user864

I haven’t experienced any mirrors around urinals. They are usually at the sinks.

Men: do you usually follow proper urinal etiquette?

Swords_to_Plowshares1

Do you follow proper men’s restroom etiquette? In my book, this would involve:

Never use a urinal next to someone else
Don’t look at other people who are using the other urinals
Don’t talk or make eye contact

These possess been summed up in this (now classic) video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnOaMC8KHA4

To answer for myself, the vast majority of the time I undertake , unless time is of the utmost essence I will use a urinal next to someone else if I have to.

Machine_Elf2

I’ll give other guys a space if possible, but if it’s not achievable, I’ll go ahead and take a spot next to someone else.

I won’t chat up (or produce eye contact with) strangers, but I’ll carry on a conversation with a friend if we’re in there at the alike time.

shiftless3

Of course StP, you forgot option X!

If you are drunk you can ignore most of the rules. It is perfectly fine to ramble and mutter to your buddy about some shit while you both piss into the same urinal, IF you are both drunk. You don’t even really need the urinal.

Not chilly to make eye contact with each other though, unless you both just spott

The decline of Urinals

Do you think all of these LGBT defenders are right in pulling their support from the state of NC?

Charles Barkley Urges NBA To Relocate All-Star Game From North Carolina Due To Anti-LGBT Law

http://thinkprogress.org/sports/2016/04/07/3767384/charles-barkley-nba-all-star-game-lgbt/ “I think the NBA should move the All-Star game from there next year. As a black person, I’m against any form of discrimination — against whites, Hispanics, gays, lesbians, however you want to phrase it. It’s my job, with the position of authority that I’m in and being able to be on television, I’m supposed to stand up for the people who can’t stand up for themselves. So, I think the NBA should move the All-Star game from Charlotte.” http://www.usatoday.com/story/life/music/2016/04/08/bruce-springsteen-cancels-nc-show-over-anti-gay-law/82804504/

The LBGT community in North Carolina just got a big show of solidarity from none other than Bruce Springsteen.

The rock icon announced Friday on hisofficial website that he is canceling Sunday’s scheduled show in Greensboro to protest the state’s newly passed House Bill 2 — dubbed the “bathroom law” — which dictates which public